Manchester United Round One Report

What a season this has been turning out. A team that no one believed would be able to save themselves from relegation last season not only survived it but also right now in top three, Leicester City. And importantly out of the top 5 goal scorer three were not even that known entity. Vardy emerges out as one of the most lethal forward and bettering Nistlerooy's record of scoring in 10 consecutive league matches over the span of two leagues by one. Blues- champions of last season- has seen a complete turnaround of their fortunes as The Special One is sacked and now they are on the brink of being relegated. But most talked about has to be Red Devils. Spent more than 250 mil quid in transfer windows and yet to see any daylight change into their fortunes since the departure of Sir Alex Ferguson. Appointment of Loius Van Gaal as manager last season raised hopes for the Old Trafford faithful that we might recover. But all in vain same result as what was during Moyes term but costlier.

What went wrong :

There’s only one question what went wrong? Team showed some resurgence after the Moyes’ term under Van Gaal’s 1^st year by entering into top quadrat eventually qualifying for coveted Champions League. They had an eventful summer transfer window with many names coming and leaving out with millions of quid spent.  

It’s the mentality of Philosopher as he’s heavily hailed by his fans. He relies on a game of pace and has no one in his team who can be termed as athlete. Moreover it’s the defensive style that he has opted. He has made the game so boring that it’s even hard to sit around for even 30 mins. Having more than 50% of possession is not going to win you matches. As it was the case at Emirates where Devils were tamed in first 20 mins and United ended with 67% of possession. I think he has to understand that its Goal wins match. Moreover he should now stop experimenting with players positions. Means how hard it is to understand that you can’t ask someone write from right hand if he’s left-handed. And over that expecting top performance is hilarious and ridiculous at the same time.

And then there is a curious case of Maroune Fellaini. He’s been in the team only for his height advantage but even to score from set piece you have to have a killer instinct which for sure he doesn’t have. He’s kind of so aloof on pitch that I think sometimes manager has to shout from sideline to bring him back to his senses. Sometimes there a sense of feeling that one might wrap him and drop at Goodison Park as a Secret Santa gift.

Rubbing Salt on wounds:

It’s always difficult to face someone whom you reject. Now imagine more than one rejects perform upfront, seems bad. That’s exactly has been the case with United rejects. In fact you can build a team of Louis Van Gaal rejects with Javier Hernandez “Chicarito” leading the pack with the likes of Angel Di Maria, Nani, Kagawa, Wilson, Evans, Cleverly, Rafael, Fletcher. What’s interesting is Chicarito has single handedly outscored combined attacking trio at Old Trafford.

What’s next:

The winter window opens on New Year. But I doubt that United Board would allow him with any more money to waste looking at his previous two endeavors. Hope to see Luke Shaw and Valencia back. Might see Janujaz, Wilson and Blacket returning back from loan. This might strengthen all three fields for United. For once LVG should allow players to start on positions they are comfortable. And thanks to others club the difference to top is only 9 points and could be achieved. Fellaini has been given enough chances should be now sidelined or could be exchanged for even Target shopping coupons if that’s possible.

So let’s just hope for the best for the Devils in 2016.

Happy New Year

Manchester United November report

One more month ended. huff!! And still there is no signs of the Red Devils around the Manchester. They are lost I believe. 28 points after 14 games sitting at 3rd position with 1 point difference between them and toppers looks good on the paper. But then the story changes when you look at the number of draws played by the devils this season and that too goal-less draws. Not acceptable as it tells that the devils are lacking in attack even after spending 250m+ quid. And on that count the number of saves David De Gea made. And had he shifted to Madrid the scenario could have been worst.
For debating it might look good to argue that the team is in transition but its 30 months since SAF left and being in transition for this long doesn't make sense. Its not that he took that team with him. And I still believe its the brand of football United playing which is going to hamper there chances in the long run. Defence is integral part of game and everyone understands that but so is attack. Where are the goals. 

LVG turning Devils into puppies

This season Manchester didn't started well. And if something tells about the situation about season so far would be that other clubs aren't performing well. Liverpool still in search of someone to take the mantle left void after the departure of Suarez and departure of Rodgers is just making things worse for the anfield faithful. Move to London where Blues are in one of the worst start since Russian Oil tycoon overhaul if I am not wrong. The Special One is going through worst phase of his managerial career. His decisions are criticised by Stamford Bridge faithfuls by every going weekend. Chelsea is currently sitting on 15th withthin 11 points worst ever start by the reigning champions since premier league inception.
But amidst everything its Red Devils performance that is most worrying. They haven't looked like a team threat to their city rivals or gunners for the title. The fear instilled in teams is all lost and teams are coming with confidence that they can beat them. There is a stark difference between team of Ferguson era and one post his retirement. As I already pointed out that its devils back 4 which will have to look for in case there has to be any positive to take out.
They are lost I believe. 21 points after 11 games. But then the story changes when you look at the number of draws played by the devils this season and that too goal-less draws. Not acceptable as it tells that the devils are lacking in attack even after spending 250m+ quid. And on that count the number of saves David De Gea made. And had he shifted to Madrid, the scenario would have been worst.
For debating it might look good to argue that the team is in transition but its 28 months since SAF left and being in transition for this long doesn't make sense. Its not that he took that team with him. And I still believe its the brand of football United playing which is going to hamper there chances in the long run. Defence is integral part of game and everyone understands that but so is attack. Where are the goals is what every United faithful is asking for.Month started with humiliating defeat at Emirates where hosts took the match away in first 19 minutes. While Toffees were humiliated in their own backyard and gave the idea what this squad is capable of but the worst was in the store next two league games it was a draw wit our noisy neighbours and eagles. What was more excruciating was the fact that pick any of the 4 league match and Devils had more than 50% possession and wait , match at Emirates where they were humiliated they hold to 63%.

Virender Sehwag : A revolution

The way he started he started his career, he was dubbed as the next Tendulkar. I still remember the Bloemfontein, career your debut against proteas. And when Sourav Ganguly departed at 68 there was a magic at 22 yards two identical sachin that was the 1st impression you had on me. Your stance. that same back-foot punch on off side, the wristy whip to the leg and scoring that magical straight drive, sachin's signature was all over it. It was like somebody doing His impression in front of him and with supreme authority and authenticity. Even Sachin would be wondering on his mirror self shots. Had you come after his retirement than surely he would have made the same comment to his wife as what Sir Donald Bradman did to his,"Now I never saw myself play, but I felt that this player is playing with a style similar to mine".
But this was a start to an astonishing career. You redefined the whole concept of opening in tests, rather seeing off the 1st hour against new ball, you took the leather off that cherry. It was just matter of time that people started looking into you and started criticizing you technique. Everyone went on air to say that its matter of time for you to fail. But 12 years, 104 tests, 251 ODIs, 19 T20Is 17000+ international runs and 136 wickets what more could we have asked and if thats failure I am happy that you failed. You proved every critic wrong with the span of your career. You revolutionized the opening slot in the test cricket. Rather than those old school openers with the SR below 40, your blade was firing with 82 per 100 balls. There was always a terror in bowlers while delivering against 

Manchester United: Season so far

A new season for the devils has started and there are high hopes for manager who has a superb CV. The club has not performed as expected after the departure of the SAF. Still the enigma of Fergie been around as there has been a dismal season under David Moyes and last season under L. van Gaal didn't went as expected. Team got qualified for the Champions league but then performance was not that convincing and expectations of fans were higher and are not satisfied with anything less than silverware. In last two decades since the inception of the premier league in fact this is worst period that United has faced, i.e. , two years without any silverware.

Transfer Window:
There has been a heavy past where greats have joined United or were always had the desire to play for. But this is not the scenario for the last two seasons and players have snubbed United. No SAF, and then two dismal season without any silverware has made players conscious enough to think about their future at Theatre of Dreams. And if we see Van Gaal's team you might find there is no vision or at least that could be another reason.
The activity of this summer transfer was not good. There were players who saw last of old trafford were Nani, Van Persie, Rafael, Johnny Evans and Javier Hernandez, whereas Adnan was sent on loan to Dortmund. I didn't get reason for sending Rafael or Evans as both were good back and moreover latter was at this club since childhood. But most baffling was Adnan going on loan to Borussia where already 16 midfielder were present and that gives the chance of him getting 1st team experience. He was one player who should have been retained in the team. The defender could have been retained also because there are only 6 defenders right now at the club and Blind and Carrick has to play the role of defenders.
The window has seen the arrival of M. Depay, M. Darmian, M. Schneiderlin, B. Schweinsteiger and A. Martial. These all whole group is settling down nicely and mostly Darmian and Depay who are just improving after every game. And if you see weekend game against sunderland and Champions league fixture against Wolfsburg you can make out evidences of some good partnership building between Depay and Martial and it will be one duo to look after this season. Both are young and agile and add sound technicality and knowledge of football these two are showing which make you believe that title might be in devils grasps.
Retention of De Gea I believe was the best business that United have done this summer. Don't know who's mistake it was, whether los Blancos failed in paper work or was it from the Manchester in either case it just boosted the Reds chances of lifting the trophy this season. One of the best goal keepers around the Premier league and he's still in the mid 20's.

Evolution of Players:
There is one player whose evolution has attracted many and that is Mata. He's transformed into the most reliable players for the devils this season. From the best in the league as No.10 to best attacking midfielder. His performance against Sunderland and Wolfsburg were testimonial. His performance has even casted a shadow of the underperforming Rooney till now and till he's in-form captain gets another shot to hit form.
D. Blind is the other player who has transformed into the most versatile player donning the reds shirt. He's played as centreback holding midfielder and even the attacking. Might tell why the Philosopher added him into the ranks and could be seen as Carrick's replacement in the ranks.

What's Next
The trip to Emirates will be the crucial one as winning this fixture would put the noisy neighbors at arms length from the top till the league resumes after the international break. Partnership of Depay and Martial will be key to road to silverware for Devils this season and how this team put their defensive woes away as this is one area where United looks most vulnerable.
After International break they'll be travelling to goodison park and a mid week fixture away to CSKA Moscow to follow The Derby at Theatre of dreams. The defensive woes will continue till Rojo and Shaw comes back to 100 % fitness. And if any possible hope to be instilled in the fans that club could win the league they have to do some business in the January transfer window and look for some defenders.

Let's hope for the best still long way to go but this could be the defining season for the United after the departure of Sir Alex Ferguson, already two seasons passed, will shape up team for future.

कुछ पंखतिया-२ ………

बड़ा हो गया हूँ ऐसा लोग कहते है ,
आज भी कितना बेवकूफ हूँ सिर्फ तुम जानते हो,
मुझे लोगो ने हँसते हुए देखा,
पर रोते हुए सम्भाला सिर्फ तूने,
ज़िन्दगी के हर मोड़ पे जीतते देखा,
पर मेरी हार पे हौसला बढ़ाया तूने ,
सब ने ज़िन्दगी में आगे बढ़ते देखा ,
,पर जब भी गिरा सम्भाला तूने,
लोगो ने सरहाया तूने ,
पर समझाया तूने,
मेरी कामयाबी क जश्न में सब थे ,
पर नाकामयाबी में साथ था तू,
दोस्त तो बने बहुत,
पर दोस्ती सिखाई तूने।

कुछ पंक्तियाँ .......

सोच के परेशान हूँ की इतना बुरा में कैसे हो गया ,
में बदला नहीं मुद्दतों से फिर भी मैं ऐसा क्यों हो गया ,
सोच रहा हु की में इतना बुरा कैसे हो गया ,
लगता है अब तक सपनो में जी रहा था ,
हसीन थे ख़्वाब वो जो अब तक जी रहा था ,
पता नहीं कैसे टूट गए एक बुरा ख्वाब बनके ,
सोच रहा हूँ की इतना बुरा कैसे हो गया,
हर पल जब बीता तब लगा हसीं ,
पर न जाने क्यों वह लम्हे हसीं यादें न बन सकी,
सोच के परेशान हूँ की इतना बुरा में कैसे हो गया,
चाहा नहीं किसीको की मुद्दतें भी लम्हे लगे ,
तरसा नहीं कभी इतना की लम्हे भी मुद्दतें लगे ,
पर बस एक  सवाल है ज़ेहन में जो कचोट रहा है ,
की इतना बुरा में कब और कैसे हो गया ,
पता नहीं क्यों पर पल कभी इतने नहीं काटते थे ,
कभी हुआ नहीं ऐसा की अपने भी लगते है,
कुछ बड़ा अजीब सा समां है,
हर पल अपने में ही खोया है,
सिहर उठता हूँ बस इक ख्याल से ,
की इतना बुरा में कैसे हो गया,
हर रात के बाद दिन की राह तकता हूँ,
इस घनघोर अन्धकार में उजाला ढूढ़ता हूँ,
लगता है डर की कहीं इस अन्धकार में खो न जाउ,
लगता है सभी मेरे साथ है ,
पर फिर न जाने क्यों इस भीड़ में तनहा सा हूँ ,
उम्मीद नहीं थी इस अंजाम की ,
की बैठ के समय मुझसे ही पूछेगा ,
की इतना बुरा में कैसे हो गया  .…

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नहीं अब रोना नहीं है
नहीं अब रोना नहीं है
मुश्किलें राहों में कल भी थी आज भी है
पर अब थमना नहीं है
ग़म पहले भी थे आज भी है 
पर अब टूटना नहीं है
ज़िन्दगी को अब जीना नहीं है
पर उसे सिखाना है की जीते कैसे है
नहीं अब रोना नहीं है।।।

Is the youth of India swayed by the use of social media in politics

India is a young nation. The demography of its population is such that youth (18-35yrs) accounts for the 40%, which is a huge number. In addition, even more important is22% of its population comprises of preteens or teens (10-18), which brings the median age of this nation to 25.1 years. The world is seeing the advent of technology where a turn up of each New Year is equivalent to a decade. This new and upcoming generation could be termed as the Tech Savvy who aspires for the best and latest thing the tech grid has to offer. This new breed has a hunger for the data, any data irrespective of the nature turning them into one of its kind in the goose chase.

In the midst of all these the most growing and popular among the tech-savvy generation is social media, which has given the voice to even the introverts of the society. It has created a virtual world for them. People want to express their opinion at everything that is happening around them. This social media has brought the world a click away from the user. The person sitting in front of a monitor in one corner of the world condemns an attack in the other part. These information mongers monitor every minute detail. The upheaval of governments in Egypt, the formation and support for AAP is a result of such social media outrage. Social media had all the details of Anna and his comrades like who are they and what they stand for. The movement that started in Delhi got support from every corner of the nation being it metropolitans or towns, and this support owes itself to these various social platforms. Moreover, the best example is 2014 General elections in the nation where the same social media generated a slogan “Abki Baar Modi Sarkar”, which resulted in a shocking outcome as the 10-year rule of Congress came to a halt. This was not only the case with politics even in social issues; people have come upfront on various platforms to voice their opinion. Whether it is a rape case, women empowerment, farmer suicides, section 377 or government swindles, the people have come to the fore to express themselves. These platforms are turning out to be the new kingmakers. PR agencies are using them to their best interest.

As the saying goes, every coin has two sides; there are even cons to these social media platform. There is no authentication of the information provided on these platforms and the users on this un-authenticated info are rather carried away in giving a verdict than making an opinion. There have been incidents when people with not so good intention used it for their mean purposes. Putting a post to hurt somebody’s sentiment or provoking them against another community just to create a nuisance are just mere examples. Sometimes even a single post of its kind might result into havoc. So whether its politician making provocative racists speeches or mudslinging on their rivals or creation of sentimental vibes for the culprit or the vice versa, the data is placed on such platforms without any integrity.

I understand that everyone has the right to speech or can have their say or opinion, but then there should be a check for restricting radical persons for using these platforms for their mean goals. A country like India where people are too sensitive about their caste creed and religion it is easy to put something on to create tension between two communities. People using such platforms have to be sensible enough whether to discard information or not. So on the long run moderation of these platforms has to be the main concern. Do it either by having a moderator or by asking the platform owners as in the case of China. Moderation of social media might be an uphill task, but then that is the need of the hour to maintain the diversity of this nation.

Fergie : A living Legend

Its been a long time since my last post. And this has not been the 1st time and Damn I don't have for heavens sake that many followers so cut the crap....

Don't want to enter into posting a silly reasons that why I stopped..

For past two weeks have been hearing a lot about a person whom I respect a lot. I know when people start doing something they have three sets of people one who follow them and the others who criticize them but there is one small group who doesn't give about them.

But why started today after a sabbatical of nearly 15 months is not to preach about followers or non followers.

Was talking about the person who I admire a lot and he is Sir Alex Ferguson . He's the Manager of  Manchester United F.C and have been serving there for past 26 years. He's been in the headlines since joining the club in November 1986 to be precise on 6th of that month. He has made the club a Brand during his reign here. but its not been a easy road for him as his critics believe that he uses his influence to make his side win games(Like they are the solicitor to decide).Seriously I don't get the point why they have to do that. If they have to criticize then they should but about his tactics and the involvement in the game and the way he is managing his players. By stating that he's using his influence they are telling that players had no role in doing so. It was who brought talent with the likes of Cantona, Ince, Sheringham, Barthez, Nistelrooy, Ferdinand, Ronaldo, Rooney where as he has been spotting the talent in MUFC's own backyard whether its Fergie's Fledglings to the recent addition of Welbeck, Cleverly, Evans. He has been the best brain the business.   

I am not a die hard follower of the football and won't come up with the stories that I started watching this game I was goood at it. No I am as lethargic as Kumbh Karna and like him has devoted my till date life after food and sleep.

I started watching Football as my uncle used to watch that and it was those days when there used to be no separate TV in every room of the house as it is now. And if you reach the TV remote 1st then you are the master it was the simple rule which was followed and God knows how it used to happen but on the match days somehow my uncle was to be the 1st one to reach there.

It started and there were this person into his young 20's donning a long hair(I always wanted them but never had) and red t-shirt with the number 7 on it seriously last two were that I had really close link with as red was the color I loved most and 7 was that dreadful date when I was conceived. It was David Beckham.
Will write something about him some other day. It was then my uncle explained me Futbaal and told me that this club is known as RED DEVILS. (again red)but then there could be the argument that REDS were donning red and even GUNNERS had red in their kit but seriously it was just these reasons. .
I was attached to the club as the years passed and then the number seven left the club as he was sold on his differences with the Fergie. Then I started thinking why the hell he has the problem with that and who the hell
he was. I researched and found that this person joined the mid rank league team and has now made it global brand. And that was the reason I started following him just to observe and don't know why but started.

His persona left me bewildered. As a league team manager whatever honors are there to be won he has it all in his shelf and that too more than once. A person who has respect even in the hearts of his rivals just leave the day when they are up against him. He has given the 26 years of his life to the club that shows his loyalty and the honors in his shelf shows he's the best tactical manager available and a living legend. He has injected the "never say never" attitude. It was under him that club brought the great Cantona to this club. It was his injected belief that in the 1998-99 season even being behind for well 85 minutes in the final the club ended the match in the last 3 minutes by scoring two goals and leaving Bayern players literary crying on the field.
He led to the 1st treble of the club since its inception. He has made opposition to be on its feet as you never know what can happen in the dying minutes with him as in charge. It during his reign that club has won 12 league titles and while doing so becoming club who has won it for the record 19 times. By far he's the best than his contemporaries. A living Legend!! The best example to prove it that every other single Manager available on the picture today wants their feet in his boots.

But then it was this friend of mine who passed this idiotic comment that he uses his influence to win and he is not a genius. It was the time I wanted to rip his apart in the emotions but then being lethargic its the tough job.
But I reasoned why and then he cited the reason to support his out of the world idiotic comment of his till date that his team never get the decisions against him(but he's a manager damn fool not the referee) and he uses his money to lure the best in the club(CC he's been given the job to do that ).
I am his fan since the first day I started watching his club taking the pitch on the 20'' BPL(btw colored)  and Am 24 today and if I get a chance to be the official in match I would be bias but then he don't need to come to me and say that.
There are referees who have went on air to comment that sometimes they become lenient when they are officiating the match with their fav player playing. Its human tendency. Messi wasn't booked for an offence and wasn't even cautioned by the referee for which hes has just shown the yellow to the opponent team. If you say about Torres getting a red for simulation where as he was tackled by Jones then I tell you that spainiard has his image of diver in the mindset of each official.
And when it comes to spending money than everyone out their know who has more money. And if Devils have the money to spend then why shouldn't they. And those(Chelsea and ManCity) club have won 4 times out of the 9 available titles( As Chelsea was bought by  Roman Abramovic in summer 2003) and Devils had 4 and was to GUNNERS as they were the famous invincible in the 2003-04 season.
But then whatever be the case he's doing the job for the club and at the end of the day only that matters. This can go on till eternity of him praising and criticizing so rather than giving such comments enjoy the game and pray that DEVILS win it again this season.

An Open Letter To Love

Dear LOVE,

Since it’s an open and a letter than I'll be starting with usual salutations saying that I' fine here expect same for you. I remembered this much of what my teachers taught me but thing is that still I remembered.

See there is no use of flaunting about my memory skill as am not going to give any lectures to improve yours, if could than also would prefer to learn myself. So where was I, don't say the lame answers about my being at home or PG,yes remembered (see told you na I am best with memory) was in fact writing it out to tell something about love, now it’s not about you but the four syllable word that is found in dictionary, which is in air these days again not literally. Now it might be annoying you that why there is so much detail about each thing and the reason is that people say that it’s better to say it upfront else it might create problems and being a coward always has the tendency to avoid, ouch again details won't give now.

So I was talking about that it’s in the air and blah blah... It’s not that I haven't heard anything about this before but am I feeling it for the first time? I think so... naahhh... It has happened before yupp as usual how it has happened with every single boy out there. It’s his granny. You know mine always saved me from the wrath of my mother and then used to give me a full bowl of cream and cream, now here I should tell you that with time this lady's love grew more and more, and you could figure the reason behind my O-figure, but other than this was there someone else. Yes there was some good stint.

Like a true man I didn't accepted the love coming to me as easily so I betrayed her and went on for search another.

Other than my granny my second was my Teacher. In fact my first. Now a boy who was never been touched or cared by a lady was due t fell for the trap and it happened. Started thinking about this lady as my Cinderella. So now we could term it as a true form of pure love. And to feel her I kept getting slaps from her because that was the only way her touch could be bestowed upon me. I kept getting punishment as I thought it was my destiny. But there was something else in store for me by destiny. I found my competitor. It was my best friend. The whole world changed. The earth beneath fell apart. It was like we had sworn always to be good friend and will never see on the other's girl but now this scam. It was time for one of us to bid goodbye to his first. So... we both had a fight and we didn't come to any conclusion. But what happened next might make you think that I am making all this but really it happened like that, we(My love and me not that idiot keep him out) had to separate from each other, again screwed by destiny, like it used to happened in those oldies. It was destiny again Summer Vacation. It has never happened before that in any of my long vacation I have waited anxiously for the school to reopen. And the day came but again there was a twist and could tell you that any Bollywood director could have made movie out of this and that flick go on to make them celebrate golden jubilee.

This time it was that she came to school in full red in fact blood red sari , even today when I think about that day I could.... won't go there wounds go green. She was next Marlin Monroe of my dream. Wait!! Did I say red; she got married!!!

So the stint of my first love ended just like that but I didn't get disheartened and to prove her that I could have been better choice cleared my fourth standard with 72%. But she didn't have impress and that day I learnt that girls are damn demanding. And my friend and I, both with heavy hearted if next time in these situations we are going to discuss it before whose maal she is.

So it was my first technically you see.

Time passed and my body was getting developed but I was too afraid to find out there were growing hairs all over my body and was afraid that I might turn into a bear if the rate kept on going like that. And with time my knowledge and interest about these four syllable. I kept watching movies in which heroes by hook or crook used to get their dream girl. Time passed and I kept my kept getting theory classes and to be frank missed on all the girls in the town. Time flied and my theories classes got more and more. My teachers were RAJ from yashrajfilms and Prem from Rajshree films. Even got the some best poets coming through the course books enlighten my thoughts. And the best one was

पोथी पढ़ पढ़ जग मुआ पढ़े न पंडित होए ।

ढाई आखर प्रेम का पढ़े सो पंडित होए ॥

So you see it was these poets who told me directly that I have to fall into love to become a pundit, see I am one by cast but to become one originally had to follow them, so it was final that I am going to be in love. And at the rate my friends were falling I was hopeful but there was one thing that I was sure that was sure not to happen and that was availability of money. So time and destiny were against and left no choice other than wait. But to be frank if I had loved books rather than waiting could have been at different place altogether but then you wouldn't have been there.

Time passed rather it flew more swiftly than expected. I was keeping patience but lost it the day I saw you. Don't know was it true or was just my frustration. So I called up my mom and describe everything what I felt about you adding that mom you know even I think these days have grown shorter and nights being on the longer side and she slapped (I don't know how even I wasn't on 3G connection but I felt as if it was tight slap) and said it was nothing but the usual thing to happen in the winters and there is nothing to do with my feelings. So it occurs when you have so many theory classes from those idiot persons- what was there name Raj and Prem. Again time flied and I thought if I remain silent you will understand it. But don't why this word destiny wants to play its role now and then in my business. Doesn’t it have anything else to do? Being as a techie I decided to express my feelings on blog. And would like to say it upfront that it has nothing to do with the goose bumps or those odd noise that keep buzzing whenever you are near. You see am not afraid of you or not of even being slapped as you know I’ll take those as for me it'll be your feelings for me.

There has been this girl that who told me that whatever you do but always be true and am doing the same. It might look lame but can't do better than this. Had once heard that man doesn't cry or he never feels the pain but would just like to clarify that it’s just the opposite. I think it’s the man who needs the most of the moral support than his female counterpart. And tell you are not different.

See I am not as rich as Raj or as smart as Prem. So before I start just close your eyes and imagine yourself in a blood red sari you know it’s just that my first still has its place or mere fantasy and put yourself in the picturesque mountain range with a sunrise/sunset as per your wish in the place called Vancouver. Can you imagine that!! Please, do it just for me. You can do that at least as you understand it’s hard to take you there with me on this meager income so just imagine. Now have a sarson da khet, it was necessary as you see my teachers mostly used that in their mode of teaching about the love and even it looks prettier. Me standing in between the khet with a black TUX with my arms widespread and body a bit tilted in 60 degrees and you running towards me and and(something is missing)....

Wait wait!!!!

I didn't said it, see I told you that I have a really good memory, so say it now loud and clear

I LOVE YOU!!!

Did u hear that now don't say u didn't, it was loud and clear even my PG mates have woke up.

Now you might be wondering why only you? I grew up hearing these lines

चाँद सी महबूबा हो मेरी कब मेने ऐसा सोचा था ।

हाँ तुम बिलकुल वैसी हो जैसा मैंने सोचा था ।।

And one thing is sure that I couldn't have find better than you.

So coming back to the picturesque scene you were running towards me and stopped just at arm’s length from me and you say...

DHAT!!!  just waked up by the barking of dog.

WAIT, Wait!!!

I was saying my heart out in that picturesque scenery in my dream man f... what has happened!! You see that is hurting me more I won't get more guts than these so would like to ask you that if you can message me your reply and wait don't use telepathy rather use telephone.

Just say it please want to hear it out from deep into your heart and your feelings.

Hope to hear from you soon.

Yours True

Lover

(PS: This time I am damn serious that too for the 1st time in my life. Waiting for your reply)

India Against Corruption

So here I am back again with my useless views on ... HANG ON!!

But what should I really talk about as there is so much to comment on as many things have happened and happening these days for an instance Team Blue played to its best in cricket, Overnight the biggest the democracy on this planet realized that CORRUPTION has increased and ... remaining I don't know as MEDIA didn't covered anything or never wanted to show anything else.

But what has removed earth beneath everyone is a 74 year old toothless harmless person who came with a cause to his part of duty towards his nation which his respective democratically leaders have not been able to do but what about the others? Yes I know all came to show their love towards their dream of being on TV. But I didn't get the point where is this so called revolution is heading towards and will this "REVOLUTION" bring an end to Corruption. I really feel pity over the emotions and efforts that these people are putting in this revolution. What will be the end of this, somewhere they also know in one corner of their heart? But then they are with a hope and this nation has soul that believes in hoping for the best whether they work towards it or not but they hope. What I really don't a point is that bringing or defining a law will do? Will it end the corruption in nation? Can by just defining a law will we be able to eradicate? It is just like hoping that inventing a vaccine for a disease will eradicate it, but really to end it we have distribute it and have to bring awareness about it.

But if we think this will work then there is no point in looking back. But will this work is the big QUESTION? I am neither a student nor a person who knows law but what I know that many laws had already been defined in this nation whose soul's mantra is JUGAAD. Everything out here can be achieved by this one mantra. But how many laws are being implemented in this nation to the core. Answer is none. But it's just my opinion and would be happy if I'm proved wrong.

Someone once told me that Charity starts at home. And I think charity and corruption other than having the same starting alphabet also has the same rule that they both start at home. It's just that if we won't be corrupt at home or we could stop this at home we might end up giving the next gen fresh air that doesn't have the pollutant named corruption.

Don't we would love to shell more money to buy a ticket of movie of our favorite star in black or won't we that potbellied thulla to have some chai-pani rather than cutting a penalty ticket. It’s just these small things that end up in starting the cancer. We are solely responsible for sowing the seeds.

Don't we lie to our parents or near ones or don't we cheat the ones who loves us or whom we love. I don't know why people don't understand these small things that end up ruining everything.

Today these TRP-ruled channels will look towards the scoop that will sky rocket their TRP's. Today they are showing Anna and tomorrow they'll forget him. What has taken me aback is that the day when Anna's revolution started same day a RTI activist was shot dead in front of her home and till date there is no clue. Ministers are charged with many criminal charges but no action against them has been taken other than resigning from their designation is that enough. I remembered once when Sanjay Nirupam of congress asked Ravi Shankar Prasad about the George Fernandes about the coffin scam he retorted back with the lame excuse that leave him as right now he's low on health. What was that, absurdity at its best or shamelessness at its peak?

So just by reciting the slogans will not change anything it's we have to change. Two days back a young kid met with an accident on Kolkata’s bridge, he was wrong firstly by not following the rules by not wearing a helmet and secondly went on a rash driving. But solely it was not his fault as after the accident he was lying there soaked in blood for nearly 20 minutes but no one came to help him and at last he succumbed to his injuries. What were they doing waiting for Anna to tell them to help that kid in need. Do we have heart or in race to raise our bank balance we lost it somewhere. He could have been saved if some assistance would have been provided. Humanity is dying and we are afraid of Corruption!! Whom are we fooling around and with?

Won't go into more of preaching as I am not good at it, in fact I am good at nothing but happy that at least not a hypocrite. I could be judged corrupt as lied to others as I feel better to lie rather than hurting their feeling but doing so also I am doing the same that I wouldn't like to do at the first place.

What I could do is that appeal the masses that rather being a Raj of Yashraj films or searching for Prem of Rajshree films better try to be DJ of UTV films in yourself as I believe we all have each one of them in a bit in us. For just once we have to lift ourselves up from the caste and creed and become an INDIAN.

If gulping an old monk brings out a monk out of us than today we pledge to gulp that till everyone turns out to be one.

At last would like to conclude by stating this doha-

"बुरा जो देखन में चला बुरा न मिलयन कोई,

जो मन देखा आपना मुझसे बुरा न कोई "

पल.....

'पल ' ये एक ऐसा शब्द है जिसका मेरे लिए कभी कोई मतलब नही था पर अब समज में आता है की ये शब्द क्या था। 'पल' वो लम्हा है जो गुजर जाने के बाद लौट के नहीं आता, 'पल' वो एहसास है जिसके होने सब कुछ मिल जाता है।
हर किसी की ज़िन्दगी में कुछ ऐसे लम्हे होते है जो उन्हें अंदर तक झंझोर देते है तो कुछ ऐसे होते है जो पूरी ज़िन्दगी काटने के लिए काफी होते है। मुझे ये तो नहीं पता की ये सही है की नहीं पर सब सुना जरुर है,पर गोया कभी ये गुजरा नहीं है। इक बार ऐसे ही किसी सफ़र में कोई मिल गया था वो कुछ हंसकर बोले और हम इससे कुछ और ही समझे। कब ये नासमज दिल समजदार हो गया पता ही न चला बस उनके केशुओं में खोता ही चला गया।

Zindagi na Milegi Doobara...

Zindagi na milegi Dobara...

I am not an idiot who will be writing blog in the late night basically its really late its 1:15 AM to give an review about the movie.

But I dare to take this title from a movie for my blog and Mr.Akhtar I am just borrowing it...

What happened suddenly is that this title has asked me to think over. Life is good as they say Have a job, proud parents, noble friends then what else do you need. I have it all but still that happiness is missing from the life.

There is something that has been haunting me now from last 3 years. Why it always happens to me? This Question that I always put to myself after I lose but never been able to answer or I think it’s just that I don't want to accept that answer.

It has always been my fault and I had always been afraid to accept it. Don't know will ever be able to do so or as usual sit in the corner and say it to myself "It was my damn destiny"...

From now on no more blame on the destiny because it was never, it was me who made wrong choices and fall into this trap.

Whether it may be Ms V or Ms M it was always my fault. How can you go to someone's house to gift her CHOCOLATE and damn how could I, a person with ugly face round belly could even dream of being accepted by her. And that also when she has an boyfriend, who said it matters if he's your pal. Wrong CHOICE!!!!

Years past and that ugly fat round ass thought he's luck might change but yet he forgets that he makes a wrong choice...

This time Ms V was replaced by Ms.M but the story didn't change.

But I always wanted to ask these far more beautiful, intelligent and mature girls that if you people had these qualities then how could you ask your boyfriend to threaten me or how could you end up making fun of me in front of your friends.

Was saying NO is that difficult. I don’t think so.

What was there that you had to prove? What was there in ur mind when you were making a fun of simple innocent idiot lame, whatever I was?

"I don't believe in LOVE MARRIAGE..." you said this when I told you what I felt about you. What know the PAPA's BETI has changed her morals or rewritten the pact that she promised herself to follow always?

I don't know what will happen in the future but If it’s all about loving a person who is wealthier and wise then you then I think you had your moment and again I MADE THE WRONG CHOICE..

Hope the words one day reach to you as I wanted to say it for a long time now but said it now as "Zindagi Na Milegi Doobara".

P.S. I love YOU!!!(NOT YOU LADIES AND THIS TIME I HAS SAID QUITE SIMPLE RATHER THEN JALEBI TYPE'S THAT YOU COMPLAINS)...

Is it a downfall?

These days the most hot topic is corruption but i ensure you that i won't be taking you through that whole shit of talking again.
But what really is bothering me the level of degradation Indian cinema has fallen into. People are out of ideas and in that context are making the remakes of the south or the oldies.
Where some look at these remakes as the comparison, as it was in the case of the DON, where both the so called shenshah and the badshah of the industry came to face to face. But the result was as expected neither the movie make it to the top nor the actor and in fact the later had to came in the public to accept that he's nothing in comparison to the SHENHSHAH.
Similarly, the remakes of the south hits like Ready,Singham,Bhool Bhulaiya,Wanted and many more that i have forgotten and many are going to hit the screens soon. Even HAHK is also a remake of the south film.
I don't know why this is going on like this can't they generate a story of their own to carry forward rather than sticking to the remakes of the oldies or south hits.
But since it is not that all are Anu Malik in this industry their are some who like to compose something of their own and such is the example of the young talent that is coming in the upfront of the silver screen.
Bejoy Nambiar,Abhinay Deo,Luv Ranjan are the directors who have come up with the movies like Shaitan, Delhi Belly, PKP respectively.
So the people have the ideas its just that they need some one to believe them.
After watching delhi Belly even now I can think that one day I'll be sitting in PVR to watch Indian Pie series like its contemporary American.
Lets hope to see some phadu pictures this year yet there has been pnlu three that have left any impact and all the three were fresh scripts in the sense were not copied.

a letter to FRIEND

Dear FRIEND,

I am fine here and expect same about you. This place is really nice. People out here are helping and food is excellent only IDLIS and DOSA my favorite.

Uuf, what a relief a thought makes in your mind when you think about this day when you'll have your 1st pay in hand. It feels like if someone didn't stop me, I think I'll buy this world out. No more asking for pocket money. No more strike for a raise.

Just a minute that means No more bunks. No canteen. No eve-teasing. NOTHING!

Same boring schedule as my FATHER. Shit! I didn't ask for this boring day-2-day routine. Hell! I am aging! Noooo!!!!

Going to miss you there. You were my pal cum my brother. I know how hard it was for you. It would have been really tough for you to tell that an ugly, fat and non-stop talking piece of shit is your friend; no I am not talking about Martin Lawrence. I know things have been tragic with me, even more than what it was with YOUSUF KHAN. You name one and I have been through it. It takes hours to think about it and minutes to happen with me. I was really a pain in your BRILLIANT ASS. And The ALMIGHTY knows that you have to suffer with me a lot.

It was hard to imagine a life without you. As days passed I became more possessive about you. I wanted to be around you and expected the same with you. I told you everything whether you did or did not. I see a girl I told you. I loved one I told you. I cried for her when She left I told you. I tried to kill myself I told you. In short there were no secrets between you and me. I was happy with my part.

It all happened really fast. We met each other and teacher asked you to give me your notes. We exchanged notebooks for homework and then tiffin. You cried every time while eating those mirchi-parnthas of mine and laughed while eating your sandwiches. We used to run the whole ground to have the bite of those John sir samosas and were so desperate that might even kill each other for that (in fact sometime snatched from the mouth of others). Bunked all classes and sat on that tanki or sophia wall. It was fun. You were there to help me out every time. Whether it was the day when the ball was in SOPHIA or the day when the girl from sophia in my heart or the day when cute girl from somewhere came and became my heart-beat every time you were there. I was like KRISHNA and SUDAMA. Brilliant and Duffer. In short we were destined to meet each other even scientifically as the Physicists (Not DOGA), "Different poles attract each other".

But then what happened that changed you suddenly. Why suddenly someone you met yesterday has replaced me. Why it is so that you left me lonely in this world. Now your tragic king doesn't have his problem solver. Ok, I want call you in night to ask you to explain equations. I won’t even call you when I'll be in trouble. I'll cry,cry,cry but won’t make you feel SHY. Please do not leave me alone. Just be there! People knew me because of YOU. No one knew my name. They used to say, “he’s friend of HIM". I had no identity other than that I was your friend. Don’t take my identity from me.

What will happen to me without You? What a tragedy again You will leave me and SHE never looked towards me. She neither looked in my eyes nor felt the warmth of my words. What she did was just left leaving me behind. CRYING! She said I was one hell of an IDIOT but never thought once that she suddenly became someone's life. Why everything has to be said or written? Why can't she understand what I feel for her? I was in Dark. A dead tunnel. And finally I broke. You were busy with someone who was special for you and I didn't bother you.

Suddenly everything changed your priorities, my habits and everything. Life is becoming hell without you. Crying is not helping; Puffing smoke is making me crazy and with every single drop of liquor is tearing apart my soul. I needed you and you were not there. I was addicted to you dependent on you. I knew you'll be there to hold me if I stumbled but you made me looked like a fool when u laughed at me like others did when I fell.

I think it might be because of me as You can't do anything wrong. I lost you because of my mistakes. I'm not smart or capable to be a friend of yours. But I can't help it! All i can do is guarantee you in this world where everything comes with warranty that i will be there and won't leave you alone as your hard earned money did when recession hit the market. Just smile for once when look up to you. Just say aloud u don't feel embarrassed about being my pal. Can’t we again sit together fight over whether India loses it because of SACHIN or DRAVID. Fight over MAN U and ARSENAL. Whether I’ll become smart or not? Sitting again on that tanki and talking about whether that cloud makes a white ELEPHANT or a GOAT.

What else to say. I know you're happy because if wouldn't have been so You would've remembered me. But if this is the sole reason believe me I'm happy too. But if not please forgive me

Yours Once Dearly

FRIEND

..........

So here I am again with a new blog...
I had started writing in Hindi before for not any reason or there might be one that these days I had been watching RAMAYAN by Ramanand Sagar.
Even I don't why and even don't why I am writing this also, tomorrow is a paper of LS and I don't what LS stands for. But it might be just because my papers are not going well and I am kind of afraid of what's gonna happen next.
This has been always a problem that I have been facing from last 21 years , always lost in the thought of what's gonna happen next....
When I used to be a kid then in this situation I would have gone to my Papa and ask him what to do and He used to answer it in his usual smile do what you think is good for you...
This Question haven't changed in last 21 years and not the answer and not even the expression. I used to think that if I am gonna ask him this again He's going to give me a good beating but then that didn't happened till now. Its not that I want a good one from him now but just that how can he control his emotions like that, for surely I would have given my child a good one and might have turned him down to blue and black for being so confused,but then that's why I am not one till now.
But I think that's why I love my Papa,no not for beating me, for not getting annoyed from my silly ones. I even love him for always smiling,saving me from my Mom. Ugh I think the list goes endless, but i think i might one day hate him for still treating me like a kid and loving Raghav(he's my nephew) more than me.
I still remember when I was a kid he once said to me that always smile because people wants to be around the one who smile not crying, and promise me you wont cry again. But I broke that when I fall from a bicycle, when i lost a match, when I a girl refused to talk to me and When my dear Grandma left her body. Ok I cried when someone said that I might get expelled, when Nishant beaten me, When Rubin forgot my birthday and even when I was beating hell out of a boy, but I was kid then. But I think He never cried except when He felt alone when his mother went away in the sky to become a star because I found his pillow being wet and eyes swollen and my Mom confirmed.
I had been really a kid whom he loved a lot, first I thought might be because "Pundits" told that I wont live for longer due to some dasha. But they given him the Remedy.... yes the red colour in which u people might find me today and He used to dress me completely red and now its hard to imagine for me. But then even after I have been troubling him for last 21 yrs 80 days 5 hrs 43 min and some hell of seconds he is still loving me.
I remember a instance in which I could have get some spanking from him.....
It was once when I bragged that my Papa is really frank and I can talk to him on any matter and suddenly a Friend asked me to ask him about how to propose(that's the kind of friends I have always ready to see me dead). I said that's simple, straight froward to my home but He was not there for God's sake(that's what my Mom said to me when I told her the reason for being home early). She doubted of Black magic on me because its just asking Bush how much he loves Saddam or Israel. But as I had to ask a question so it has to happen "Aakhir izzat ka sawaal tha". So I went to him in the night when He was listening to some Kishore's music, He's relaxing and here I was with a big problem that how should I propose. So I fired it. Close your mouths I said it a round way, I said "Papa aapko pata hai mera ek dost ek ladki ko propose karne jaa raha hai? " My mom was shocked as I might have told Tomorrow is a Doomsday. But for a time both of us were looking to Him for his reply. He said "Ladka hai to ladki ko hi propose karega.."
I thought that's great He's in a jolly mood and even if I had ask him to give his Ray Ban he could have handed those to me but as you know I am not that smart. So it was...
Me: par wo dusri cast ki hai...
Papa: tuje kya karna hai..
Me:(To propose to me hi karne wala hun) Nahi magar aise kaise koi ladki ko propose kar dega wo bhi OTHER CAST...
Papa: Tu apna kaam kar na..(a bit loud)
Me: Papa batao na kahin agar me hota to..
And this changed my Mom's expression as I might have Questioned the Existence of her Deity.
My heart sank down I thought people fall in pit but I have Jumped in Gulf.
But then His usual smile and said ,"Wohi karna jo tuje sahi lage"...

I was so relief I tell you. It was a same feeling like what Pakistanis might have felt after a war with INDIA.
Bach gaye...

But to be frank Papa's rabbit hearted son did that after 4 years...
Yes, I said it to a girl...
And the reply was...
NO.
No No she didn't say no but she didn't even said YES. yes it was no reply.
And I am waiting for that reply still its been more than a year now.

But now I am afraid. What if she said no or what if she even didn't recognise me. I hate STD love. It should always be local.
But I am ready if she said no. I am gonna hand her a Copy and ask her to write.
Q: Why you said NO. Explain? 100 marks.
And please I don't want you to fail....
Waiting for your reply..


Just wait a minute I think I have written a lot and if had written that much in my paper I might have scored some extras...
And not to face such situation again I'll take a leave on this note and please wish me a luck....

ये साल ..

ज़िन्दगी यूँ तो बड़ा ही संजीदा शब्द है पर मैंने इसे बस ऐसे जी दिया॥

इससे पहले की आप इन उपरोक्त पंक्तियों को देख मेरी उम्र का हिस्साब लगाये में बता दू की मेरी उम्र २१ साल हो गयी है। अब आप ये मत सोचना की ये मेने इसलिए बता दिया क्यूंकि अब में कानून विवाह के बंधन में बंधने योग्य हो गया हूँ। और ये तो कतई मत कहना की देखो हम कितना मुर्ख है हम तो कुछ सोच भी नहीं रहे और ये अपने आपको तिस्मार्खा शाबित करने में लगा है। वैसे अगर देखा जाये तो ऐसा करने में कोई हर्ज़ नहीं है , वैसे भी आज कल सभी यही करने में लगे है ।
हो गयी न गलती मुझे पता था की हमेशा की तरह यहाँ भी जो कहना वो छोड़ के सब कह दूंगा , पर वैसे में आज कहूँ क्या मुझे खुद को भी नहीं पता। बस इच्छा कर रही थी की बहुत दिनों से कुछ लिखा नहीं है सो अब क्यूँ न लिखा जाये क्यूँकी यहाँ लिखने में न स्याही लगती है और न ही कागज़ लगता है। वैसे आज जब की ये साल अपने अंत की ओर है और एक नया साल अपने पलक पावडे बिछाए हमारा इंतज़ार कर रहा है। वैसे तो विगत साल मेरे लिए बहुत ही अच्छा रहा जैसा की हर साल रहता है पर ये साल कुछ मायनो में बहुत ही ख़ास था।
जैसा की में पहले भी कह चूका हूँ २१ का हो गया हूँ तो ये ख़ास तो होना ही था। ऊपर से एक इंजीनियरिंग का स्टुडेंट जो की बहुत सी माताओ के लिए अच्छी खबर है। पर मै अभी जल्दी में नहीं हूँ की अपनी इस छोटी आजाद ज़िन्दगी को किसी और के हवाले कर दू। वैसे सही बताऊ तो सही में सबसे अच्छा मेरे लिए ये साल इसीलिए था की मेने २१ का पड़ाव पार कर लिया, क्यूँ की अब इसके बाद मेरे सुभ्चिंताको ने मुझे कुछ गंभीरता से लेना शुरू कर दिया है।
इस साल कुछ अच्छे दोस्त मिले जिसकी मुझे हमेशा जरुरत महसुश होती है। इन में कुछ तो ऐसे थे जिन्होंने मेरे सोचने के तरीके को ही बदल दिया। मुझे ये समझा दिया की हमे खुद की खुसी के दुसरो पे निर्भरता नहीं रखनी चैये क्यूंकि अगर ऐसा हुआ तो वाजीब है की उसके इंकार से हमे ठेस पहुंचे। मेरा नजरिया बदल दिया शायद यही कारण है की अब ग्लास आधा भरा हुआ है।

उम्मीद करता हूँ की आने वाला साल भी अच्छा रहे। वैसे मै चाहूँगा की इस साल कुछ लोगो की शिकायत दूर कर दूँ और यही मेरा इस साल "प्रण"का होगा। जैसे की कुछ की कहना है-
माँ ,"तुम्हे पता है की जानवर भी अपनी जगह साफ़ कर के बैठते है .."
निशांत ,"अगर ऐसे ही हर बात दिल पे लेता रहा तो तेरा कुछ नहीं हो सकता ..."
संकेत ,"यार तू हर छोट्टी-2 बात पर नाराज़ क्यूँ हो जाता है ..."
बंटी,"द ओथेर इज हेल "
पापा ,"मेरा प्रिंस उठता तो जल्दी है पर इसकी घडी इंग्लैंड मै है ..."

वैसे कोशिस होगी की इनकी शिकायत पहले दूर करू ।
और मेरी तरफ से आप सभी को नया साल मुबारक हो.... ।

शादियाँ - १

ये जो शब्द है "शादी" ये है बड़ा छोटा पर है बहुत वजनी...
अब आप सोच रहे होंगे की आज अचानक हमे शादियों की याद कैसे आन पड़ी। तो भइया हम आप को बता दे की अभी इनका सीज़न है ।
अब आप सोच रहे होंगे की कैसा अनारी है "भला शादियों का भी कोई सीज़न होता है। आज तक तो भारत वर्ष मै मोटे तौर पर ४ और वैसे ६ सीज़न होते आए है ... अब ये शादियों का कौन भला सीज़न होने लग गया... क्या पहले ही ये ४ कम थे जो आप ये नया उठा लाये । "
अब इस पर तो मै सिर्फ़ इतना ही कहूँगा की मै त्यौहार बना ने वाला कौन होता हूँ॥ ये तो उन कुछ महँ आत्माओ का काम है जो पुरे दिन बेठे बस यही सोचते है की कैसे उन्हें कोई "नोटिस" करे॥ तभी तो बेठे - २ अगर इन्हे कुछ न मिले तो ये जगहों का नाम ही बदल देते है...
अब बॉम्बे ऊऊओह्ह्ह्ह्ह माफ़ कीजिये गा मुंबई का नाम हर पञ्च साल मै बदल जाता है... अब इससे ज्यादा परेशानी उन लीगों को नही मगर उनकी कही मानकर हम पचता रहे है...
वैसे ये सब मुद्दे हमारे नही है तो हमे बोलना नही चाहिए ... तो इससे पहले की हम मुद्दा भटके हम आपको आज कुछ आप बीती बता देना चाहते है...
शादियाँ जैसा की हमारा शीर्षक है तो जाहिर सी बात है की हम इसी बारे मै बकेंगे.... अब हम कोई बड़े ज्ञाता तो है नही की जो आपको इसके बारे मै कोई बहुत बड़ा ज्ञान दे देंगे और न ही हमरेसाथ ये दुर्घटना घटित हुई है जो हम आपको इससे बचने या इससे होने वाली हानि के बारे मै बता दे । हम तो यहाँ सिर्फ़ इतना बता देना कहते है की शादियों मै जाने से पहले आप क्या - २ तयारी कर के जाए...
१) तो पहला नियम तो यही है की आप इक दम सज संवर के जाए , अब आप सोच रहे होंगे की किसी और की शादी हमारे सजने का क्या मतलब । तो मतलब तो यह है है की कभी - कभी इन्ही शादियों मै हमें अपना होने वाला "जीवन साथी" मिल जाता है।
२) फ़िर हिन्दी के कुछ मुहावरों को याद कर ले जैसे की "दूर के ढोल सुहावने ", "ऊंट चढ़े कुता काटना " आदि ।
३) कभी किसी बनिए के साथ शादी मै न जाए। अब हमारा किसी बनिए के साथ कोई बैर तो है ही नही... बड़ी ही सीधी साधी जाती होती है वो क्या कहते है अंग्रेजी मै "डाउन टू एअर्थ" होते है॥ बफ़र सिस्टम मै भी ज़मीं पे बेथ के कहेंगे.... और किसी भी चीज को इसलिए नही कहेंगे क्योकि उसका स्वाद अच्छा है पर इसलिए की उसका दाम बहुत अच्छा है...
अब हमारे पड़ोस के अग्गार्वाल अंकल है उन्हें ही लीजिये (हम बीकानेरी खाने के बड़े शौकीन होते खास कर के मिठायिओं के ), जब मै प्लेट लगाने लगा तो वो बोले बेटा मेरा तो पेट ख़राब है तो मै तो थोड़ा ही लूँगा क्यूँ न तुम भी मेरे साथ हई हो लो.... मुझे लगा चलो अच्छा है की सास्टे मै निपट जायेंगे... तो पता चला की अंकल ने प्लेट में १० कत्लियाँ आधी प्लेट हलवा , ५ पीस घेवर और थोडी सी जलेबियाँ ... मेने कहा अंकल "इतना" वो बोले क्या करू पेट ख़राब है न इससे ज्यादा खा नही सकता... मगर एक दो पीस के बाद मेरी हालत ख़राब होने लगी तो मेने कहा अंकल अब नही खा पाउँगा तो वो बोले जूठा नही छोड़ना .... मुझे लगा की उनके विचार कितने नेक है बाद में पता वो ऐसा इसलिए कह रहे थे क्यूंकि मिठाई में ६५० रु किलो बादाम , ९८० रु किलो पिस्ता , ३०० रु किलो घी, ४५ रु किलो चीनी वगरह वगरह लगी थी... फिर हम गए स्टाल्स पर। मुझे लगा अब ये वहां पर पिच्च्के तो ज़रूर खाएंगे पर नही ये तो सीधा इस सर्द मौसम में जा भीड आइस क्रीम से और और लेने लगे दो दो हाथ... अब जहीर सी बात है की उन्होंने सिर्फ़ आइस क्रीम ही क्यूँ चुनी।



अब देखो मजाक मजाक में मेने कितना टाइम ख़राब कर दिया ....
मेने कहा था न की मेरे ये आदत बहुत ख़राब है की में अपने टोपिक से भटक जाता हूँ ।
पर अब क्यूँ की रात बहुत हो गई बाकि फ़िर कभी बताएँगे॥
तो आप मजा लीजिये इस मौसम का और में तो चला...

So here I am writing for my first post in the world of blogging. I wanted post one for more than a one and a half year ago but it took me this long to have one. It was not so that I was so dumb that I didn't knew about how to post one but rather it was like that I was a bit lazy..
It was not just that I was that lathargeic but there were some thoughts like I might be criticised by the people around me or even become a laughing stock for them. Rather being having a fear of becoming a laughing stock there were some more thoughts that were haunting me was like will I be able to express myself or justify my point of view on that particular topic (which is still not in existence as I haven't thought of one till now) and so on..
Its not that I have overcome these thoughts but its like that now I dont care about these things. As by writing /posting a blog I am getting a chance to express myself and give point of view about the topic. Because what matters most is how to express yourself in the best possible way,rather than imitating someone's thought.